January 2012
5 posts
i made bread!
someday i'll look back on this time in my life and...
drunk guy: i'm sorry. i would tip you, but i'm poor.
me: yea? me too.
drunk guy: **uncomfortably looks away.
me: **still staring.
thug life
do i post too much about my dog? no, wait, don’t answer that.
tonight, two of the sweetest people i have ever met, (and certainly the sweetest boys i have every met) got married. they moved to iowa specifically because they loved each other and knew they needed to be together forever and our wonderful state agreed. that is just the most adorable fucking thing i have ever known.
i have never been so proud to be an iowan, as cheesy as that sounds. in a...
new year
nothing says happy new year like some fizzy juice, a shot of whiskey, and a bunch of insultingly small tips. at least the juice was good. things can only look up from here! happy new year friends!