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drunk:
whats a guy gotta do to get a free burrito?
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me:
walk another block south. we sell gyros.
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*long pause while drunk guy tries figures out the meaning of what i just said*
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drunk:
but i can do two cartwheels in a row.
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me:
why don't you try asking for something we do serve?
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drunk:
ok, whats a guy got to do to get a free gyro?
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me:
find four dollars. nothing is free.
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