• drunk guy: i can't believe you're listening to this. i can't stand this song
  • me: then i suggest you come back in two to four minutes when it's over.
  • drunk guy: you should be listening to some regge.
  • me: sir. if we were listening to regge, i would be the one that would want to leave. regge is terrible.
  • drunk girl (to joe): will you give me a discount if i dance for you?
  • me: will you give me more money if i dance for YOU?
  • drunk girl: ...
  • me: didn't think so.
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